Who the heck are these people anyway?

Hi, it's me Janet.

We've all gotten them, you know those e-mails from some country claiming you as the sole benefactor of millions of dollars. According to these emails, I have a family member in Africa named Oomfufu Barumbey that died and left me MILLION"S of  U.S. dollar's.

OK, let's look closely at this. First, true somewhere down the genealogy line I have some African connection. What tribe and all the other stuff, I don't know. But apparently, Oomfufu has done his or hers homework and found me. Secondly, why didn't Oomfufu contact me before when they found this vital information out! And thirdly, why do I have to send some money up front to get what is suppose to be mine, what the hell!

Or what about the one from the poor woman that just happen to be a college graduate. Her email had more misspelled words than the law allows. She needed money for a very expensive operation.  Maybe it's legit, in most cases, it's not. Why not? Because there are organizations, real ones that can help. Now maybe, just maybe if it came from one of those well known places I just might help. And that's after I've done some research into it.

The bottom line is you would be surprise just how many people fall for this. Specially the elderly, they fall prey to these scams daily. People let's face it, there are no long lost relatives with all this money. And well-educated Becky Sue from Butt Fuck Arkansas does not exist. So keep your money and your elderly family members's safe.  I'm just saying....

PS: No, this is not my pictures so don't be sending me some crazy email asking if it is. Everybody knows that I look like Tina Turner (I can dream damn it), lol.